toocooltobehipster:

"hey can i look at your phone?"

"yeah one min"

image

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via canadiansoccergirl)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via fragile-steps)

sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me

(Source: satellitehigh, via paytatoe)

wholocked-me-out-the-tardis:

bunny-banana:


FROM WHICH DEEP ASS CORNER IN HELL DID THIS THING CRAWLED OUT


IDK BUT PUT IT THE FUCK BACK

wholocked-me-out-the-tardis:

bunny-banana:

FROM WHICH DEEP ASS CORNER IN HELL DID THIS THING CRAWLED OUT

IDK BUT PUT IT THE FUCK BACK

(Source: allthebestofmemes, via n0onelikesy0u)

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via i-want-some-tea)

jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame

(via livinglikeakingsomefuckingday)

itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

(via dinosaurjaccy)

animals-riding-animals:

cool dog riding water buffalo

animals-riding-animals:

cool dog riding water buffalo

juliankoster:

animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

this is intense

juliankoster:

animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

this is intense

(via dinosaurjaccy)

rebagled:

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

image

(Source: dveon, via dinosaurjaccy)

(via paytatoe)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via i-want-some-tea)

lifehackable:

More Tumblr Life Advice Here
thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

(Source: reddit.com, via fragile-steps)